The scientific community has finally discovered a way to take off the extra weight (and more). It’s all natural and quite inexpensive. You never feel hungry on this diet and you eat less without even thinking about it.
There are some negative side effects that can occur if you overdose on this all natural [...]
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Exciting New Weight Loss Plan
Posted in Holiday Tips, Satire, Science on November 23, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Eating Food Is DEADLY!!!
Posted in Satire on October 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Well, folks, the worst has been confirmed: 100% of people who eat food will die! I now call on all of my readers (all 3 of you) to begin an indefinite fast from all things edible and drinkable. They will kill you! In fact, I went to the doctor recently and he [...]
Why Stop with Carbon Offsets?
Posted in Satire on June 21, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Recently we’ve heard a lot about so-called “carbon offsets” and how if we plant enough trees to breathe in the carbon dioxide that we produce individually by exhaling, passing gas, driving cars, etc., we can live a guilt-free carbon-neutral life. In fact, we don’t have to even plant the trees. We can buy [...]
A Substance More Valuable than Gasoline
Posted in Random, Satire on May 24, 2007 | 13 Comments »
There is a substance that many can’t live without. It enables many to eat their food more easily. It adds a splash of color to certain things that would otherwise be quite ordinary. It complements flavor, provides just the right flavor for certain recipes, and can be put on most foods for [...]
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