The scientific community has finally discovered a way to take off the extra weight (and more). It’s all natural and quite inexpensive. You never feel hungry on this diet and you eat less without even thinking about it.
There are some negative side effects that can occur if you overdose on this all natural formula. You can experience: abdominal pain, abdominal swelling, and vomiting. Talk to your doctor about this exciting breakthrough.
I’m sure that I now have your attention and you’re wondering how to get this exciting weight loss formula for yourself. It’s simple: just eat your own hair! You heard me right.
An 18 year old woman went to the doctor, complaining of the above symptoms. She had lost 40 pounds inexplicably and could not keep food down. The doctors lowered a scope into her stomach and found a 10 pound hairball! When they told her that it was a giant hairball, she admitted that she has been eating her own hair for years. What!? Apparently, this is a named “condition” called “trichophagia”. Beauty salons and barber shops beware! Or, you hair-cutters could have your floor swept by opening a hair buffet on an “all you can eat” basis. 
Anyway, if you’re concerned about putting on a few extra pounds this holiday season, why not go all-natural with your weight loss and weight gain prevention: eat your hair! Read all about this bizarre story here.
Uhh… my hair is cool and all, but I’d rather have real food than hair. Besides, I’m still trying that bacon and cheese diet that the “Important Doctor” recommends. (While I suspect he’s a fraud, the idea of losing weight by eating more bacon & cheese sounds awesome!)