At the suggestion of one of my faithful readers, I thought I’d write a post by the above name and update the blog for those who have been checking. That’s all for now. What do you think?
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Whoa! A new post by Fab! I’m getting verklempt.
Okay, I’m back to normal now. The excitement has passed. There wasn’t too much substance to that post… Do you need some fresh ideas? Here’s some potential topics :
* What is the best restaurant here in town.
* Why all employers should serve free ice cream in the summer and nachos in the winter and sweet tea year-round.
* In the Force, if Yoda is so strong, construct sentences with words in the right order then why can’t he?
* Since space is a vacuum and sound cannot travel through a vacuum, what happens to the sound if an astronaut passes gas in outer space? Would he be able to hear it? Would he be able to smell it?
* One time I asked a girl if she wanted to go to lunch next week, and she said she wasn’t hungry. What was she trying to say?
* Is a zebra a white animal with black stripes or a black animal with white stripes?
* How do you understand women?
* When are you going to buy lunch for your faithful readers who keep coming back here when you go two weeks between new posts?
That’s all for now. No need to thank me. I’m just trying to help… doing my part, y’know… but let me know about lunch…
Ooo! Ooo! Me too! Lunch on Fab sounds nice.
Let’s revisit something I mentioned earlier about Fab buying lunch for his (two?) faithful readers when he goes two weeks between posts. (And it happens to have been two weeks today.)
If you’re a faithful reader, write a comment here so Fab will know who all to invite.
(Although, is anyone actually a faithful reader if they read here only every two weeks? Let’s say if you check this blog at least twice a week, you count. That will help keep Fab from calling us out on some obscure technicality.)
BTW, I vote for Larry’s Pizza. That way he can pay just one price per person, yet we can eat all we want. And the food is scrumptious!
Do I hear crickets?
Am I the only one here? I feel kinda lonely… but, on the plus side, Fab only has to buy pizza for me, apparently. So it saves him money.
It’s been a couple of weeks now on our deal, so I suppose you can take it off the table (and put some food on the table). That way you won’t have to buy lots of lunches when your blog rises out of obscurity.
*tap, tap* Is this thing on? Is Fab on a writers strike again? What’s going on?
Abandon all hope ye who enter here expecting new posts… for surely thou will be disappointed.
Wait! Did I hear something? Oh, nope, that was just a tumbleweed blowing by. Is this place abandoned? Is there anyone here in Fab’s corner of cyberspace?
Yep, just what I thought — no one’s here. Then I’m claiming this territory for me!
Hello? (echo effect) Hello??? new content??? something must be terribly wrong here for there to not be any new content since… oh wait… this is fabs blog… never mind… it’s status quo as usual
Hey, what are you doing here, mango-man? This is now private property, since I claimed it. So you owe me toll fees, payable in cheese dip. So pay up, or face the consequences and stuff…
I came here to see if there was anything new, but some tumbleweeds rolled across the screen so I quickly left.
Who will come rescue Fab’s blog from the languish of obscurity?
You need a hero? Call 555-HERO — that’s my cell phone number. I am here to save the day!
I could turn this blog around in no time, multiplying the daily growth by something-eight percent. I’ve tried to help Fab before, by suggesting some quality topics in a comment above. That was even for free. But for whatever reasons, Fab has refused my charity.
If necessary, I could perform a hostile takeover of this blog, and make it into something awesome. Fab owes a responsibility to his shareholders (regular readers), for without us, this blog would have no value whatsoever. Perhaps Simply Fab LLC, needs new leadership… I’m just sayin’…
I’ve heard it said that, “One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”, but I suspect they haven’t been to Fab’s blog…
AWW-RIGHT!
Where is the Fabster? Has the Original Faborigini turned into Potato de Sofa?
I’ve heard of more Bigfoot sightings in the past 2 months than there have been Fabro sightings on his own blog… Perhaps something is amiss…
I’m on a Fabbatical.
Uhh… it’s been 3 months now… how long is this “Fabbatical”?
You want I should be a guest writer for you?
Yo, Fab! What’s crackin’?
Since my blog ideas listed above didn’t seem to help you, I’ve come up with a new strategy — how about writing about politics? You seem to know a thing or two about the political scene, so I’ll ask some questions that perhaps you would answer for me.
* Why does the mainstream media not report Obama’s lies and his long relationships with shady folks like Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers? (Research shows it was more than just one encounter when he was 8 years old, like he typically says.)
* Why is most of the mainstream media and Hollywood so against Sarah Palin?
* Why do the candidates get away with not answering the questions during debates? Why do they get away with LYING during debates?
* Why isn’t Congress being held at least partially responsible for this economic mess? Somebody had to know this was down the road…
* Why won’t the candidates attack the big issues instead of just attacking each other?
* Why do analysts treat the debates like a sports game? There’s no “points” or “winner” right now — the winner is who wins the election.
* Why does listening to Joe Biden give me gas?
* How can the Supreme Court get away with rewriting our nation’s history? Why won’t people in Congress stand up for our nation’s true history? It’s all written down and preserved!!! There’s nothing to debate on our Founding Fathers until you start throwing out the historical documents!
I could go on, but hopefully that gives you some ideas to write on…
Do you hear what I hear? It’s nothing. Even the crickets and tumbleweeds are long gone.
I know Fab is still around, because I’ve seen him at the always-awesome Buffet o’ Blog. Why he visits other blogs more than his own, I’m not sure. Well, I could guess on that, given the high quality at BoB, but still, I figure one would write on their own blog on a regular basis… But new posts here aren’t regular… Perhaps Fab isn’t regular…
There is a void in the blogosphere… it’s a Fab-shaped void… Simply Fab is supposed to occupy a place in the realm of blogs, putting forth a unique blend of social, politicial, and religious views from a Christian perspective. But new content has been lacking.
Oh, wait — that void is collapsing on itself, forming a black hole! Dun dun DUN! This blog is being pulled further into obscurity by this black hole. Will Fab show up to save the day? No one knows…
Tune in next time for the (hopefully) stunning conclusion. Same Fab time, same Fab channel.